I saw this during a recent "protest":

blm reparations

Now, let's discuss.

Apparently WE are lucky that THEY only want reparations, not revenge.

Sorry, you want reparations for what?  There isn't a single living person today who WAS a slave, nor is there a single living person who OWNED a slave.  

It's purely just about the money and it couldn't be more scouse if it tried.

You want to talk about slaves?  Let's look at the modern equivalent.  Young girls and women, transported across the world to become sex workers.  They're the slaves.

What about the opredominantly Black slaves that are kept by Arabs?  Nobody is talking about that.

What about the slaves in AFRICAN countries?  People being kept as slaves in their own country by their fellow man.  Nobody is talking about that.

Why is nobody talking about the Uyghurs, a Muslim population of China who are taken by train and hidden away in camps to be "re-educated". Hmm, that's strange, haven't we seen the mass kidnap and murder of a race of people before?  It's almost like that never happened.

But it's China, right?  I mean, nobody will stand up to China because they send us cheap clothes, computers, phones, TVs and viruses.

 

Ragwatch

Over in Ragwatch, Richard Hammond is struggling to get insurance despite being dead.

 

Remember Michael Carroll?

Well, he's rich again, thanks to Bitcoin!

 

And finally...

Spitting Image is coming back, here's why it's likely to be shit.

 

 

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We start this time with a look at Facebook, because last week lots of people were pretty miffed at people who got pay rises.

"Thanks Boris", wrote one, we'll call her Melanie because, well, that's her name, "I'm pleased for those who got a pay rise but thanks alot Boris, you forgot about carers again!"

Now, let's get this right, when Melanie talks about carers she doesn't mean nurses and other hospital folk, she means carers - those who work in care homes or go to peoples houses.

She was fuming that she didn't get a pay rise off the Government when she actually works for a PRIVATE care home.  There are no such things as state run care homes, they're all private.

Why on earth would a pay rise for her come out the public coffers?

She's not the only one of course, there were others claiming to be key workers during the pandemic, all seemingly mad they didn't get a pay rise from a private company from the state.

Mad.

 

More appalling adverts

The Wifi Blast, it's a truly terrible advert full of lies.

 

Facebook Fuckwitts

We are back with another Facebook Fuckwitt.

This time it's a Banking Scam.

 

Fake Adverts

Let's delve into another Fake Advert!

 

And finally...

The best, latest Conspiracy Theory.

 

 

Back again, hopefully heading back to the usual moany and entertaining rants rather than shit about BLM and other terrorist organisations.

 

World of Woke

We start this time with a new couple of episodes of World of Woke.

This time:

 

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!

West Midlands Police were jubilant as fuck this week when they arrested a 12 year old boy.

His crime?  Rape?  Murder?  Touching up an alpaca?

Nope, sending nasty tweets to grown men.

For those who don't know. the boy sent racist tweets to Crystal Palace footballer Wilfred Zaha.

Now, don't get me wrong, sending racist tweets to a black man is bang out of order but is it really an arrestable offence?

People shouldn't be arrested for things they say, that's not free speech.  It might not be nice, I've seen the tweet, it's not nice at all but it shouldn't be something you're arrested for.

Naturally, all the kinder gentler Lefties suggested the kid goes to prison, along with his parents because you know, they taught him to be racist.

Now, nobody is born racist.  It has to be learned or picked up from somewhere but can you really blame the parents if you don't know them?

Of course you can't.

He might have the most well rounded parents there are, but you see, most kids have these things called "Friends".

And these "friends" often do and say things they wouldn't normally do or say when they're away from their parents. 

Kids also have these things called "phones" and "tablets".  You might have heard of them.  Hell, you might even be rerading this on one.  People behave differently behind a screen than they do in real life.

Now, let's get back to castigating the parents, shall we?

Do you have kids?  Do you know where they are right now?

Oh yes, little Liam is probably messing about on his phone, he's not doing anything nasty.  Oh no, not our Liam.  Brought up ever so good he was.

Check his phone, go on.  I dare you.

Ahhhhh. He's called one of his mates a "cunt", where did he learn that from eh?  YOU ARE SUCH A BAD PARENT.  INTO THE OVEN FOR YOU.

See, easy eh?

Now, think back.  You were 12 once.  You might have had great parents who taught you right from wrong.

You knew not to be racist, you knew not to swear, you knew not to steal.

But when you were with your mates or away from parents you did things you shouldn't.  Whose fault is that then?  Yours or your parents?

I'm not saying there aren't bad parents out there, there's fucking loads, but at the same time there's thousands of great parents who have brought their kids up to the best of their ability - don't go blaming them for every little shitty thing the kid does.

 

Facebook Fuckwitts

It's been a while since we laughed at some Facebook FuckwittsLaugh away, my good man.

 

And finally...

We investigate another fake advert!

 

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When I first heard about the death of George Floyd I thought, "Bloody hell, I used to love his drivetime show on Absolute Radio".

And then I realised that was Jeff Lloyd.

When I saw the footage of Floyd's death I was shocked, but not surprised because let's face it, the USA is not the land of the free they'd have us believe.

Police brutality is their thing and whilst it may seem that it's always geared towards black people, this is simply not the case.

That's not to say there isn't a level of discrimination, it's clear there is.  This has been portrayed in films over the years from th 90's Gangsta rap type films like "Boyz N The Hood" and "Menace II Society" to the newer movies like "Straight Outta Compton" which is based on the true story of the rise of rap group NWA.  There's one particular scene where the group are stopped by cops outside the recording studio and summarily humilated.  That scene has been described in a book about the group, it wasn't a made up scene.

That kind of thing goes on all the time, it's wrong and should be stopped.

The American justice system is shit, it's as corrupt as any out there for a supposed civilised country.  Remember in the 90s when Rodney King was beat by white cops?  It was recorded in full and the cops ALL got away with it.  Riots ensued.

America treats its people with such disrespect, I find it hard for any American to be truly patriotic.  The police, healthcare, welfare even people's annual leave from jobs is probably less than a Chinese sweatshop.

America needs to sort its self out sharpish, because it's rapidly becoming on a par with some real shithole countries.

 

Black Lives Matter - When it suits.

 

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