3rd January 2017

Happy New Year everyone!

Hope you all had a good Christmas and are raring to go into a new year, alongside your favourite rant and satire site.

That's this one, you muppet.

So without further ado, let's get going with the first update of 2017 :)

 

The Office Knobhead

Every office has one, right?

 

A new plan...

To combat ISIS!

 

The Year 2016

What a bastard

 

Rocking all over the world

So, one of 2016's victims (the rotter) was Status Quo rocker, Rick Parfitt.

It's expected as his coffin is being lowered into the ground his bandmate Francis Rossi will be playing, "Down, down, deeper and down"

Francis has confirmed the band is going to be renamed from Status Quo to Status Uno.

 

A look back in time

Well, it was It was alright in the 70s

 

Facebook Fuckwitts

More "banned" pictures

 

And finally...

A rant about packaging.

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