16th April 2017

Happy Time.

We're not allowed to use the word Easter anymore in case it upsets someone on someone else's behalf, so we're just going to call it "time".

Hope you've had a great one.


Bullshit News

Assad calls bullshit


Come live with me

Naughty landlords are offering young homeless people accomodation in exchange for sex, the BBC revealed.

Apparently the landlords are posting adverts on Craigs List offering the rooms rent free, in exchange for a bonk.

I do hope the section the adverts are posted in is called "Gash 2 crash".


Spice up your life

There's a new epidemic in town.


And finally...

What this clickbait did next is jaw dropping

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