4th January 2016

Happy New Year

Happy New Year everyone, back to the grindstone now for 2016 - Hope you all have a good one!

Lip Sync Battle

So there's a new TV show starting where the premise is for celebrities to pretend they're singing along to another persons song.

What the actual fuck is that about?  In fact, there used to be a show that ran from 1964 to 2006 where singers used to mime along to their own songs, it was called Top of the Pops!

You'd be surprised if I told you it's on Channel 5, right?

Thought not.

Coming soon!  Celebrity Air Guitar!

Young Jihadis

It's scary times with all the bad things going on in the world, and it's going to get worse.

There are more and more Brits going to Syria and Iraq to fight among their so-called brothers, to fight the Jihad.

What's even worse are those who are radicalising the youngsters, so they'll only ever to grow up to hate those "infidels" who aren't Muslims.

Especially this guy, Jihadi Bob, what a twat.

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