14th February 2018

Happy Greetings Card Company Profit Awareness Day!

I've booked a table for me and the wife tonight, hope she knows how to play snooker!


I'm incensed

By even more shit adverts.


They've had an oeuf

Time to ban Pancake Day.


And finally...

This is England 2020

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