12th April 2018

Facebook can kiss my arse

Facebook, I'm sick of it!

I'm actually on the brink of fucking it off.  I want to see your holiday pictures, I want to see what you're having for dinner.

I want to hear about what you've watched on TV and see pictures of your dog.

What I don't want to see is yet another fucking diagram with a load of glasses and the question "Which one will fill up first?", followed by thousands of dickheads posting the wrong answer.

What I don't want to see is another fucking rip-off of fruit maths with the tagline, "98% of people will get this wrong" or "The puzzle that people are losing their shit over".

Because I don't get it wrong and I'm not losing my shit.

I've started muting people, I've started unfriending people.  I don't care anymore, I don't want to see anymore of that shit!

Speaking of Facebook, more gullible arseholes.


And finally...

Over in Satire Corner we have 2 new articles:

Wheelie bins are racist.

First person shooter players could be done for war crimes

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