3rd December 2018

Shops such as supermarkets began charging 5p for plastic bags over 3 years ago now and it seems some people still haven't got used to it!

Time and again you see people turn at up Asda et al and end up buying bags.  Now, they don't bother to buy the 5p ones, no, instead they plump for the 10p ones, because they'll use it again.

Right?

Wrong!  Because that bag goes in a bag containing many other bags under the sink.  Never to be used again.

How difficult is it to just remember to take some bags when you  go shopping?  It's really not rocket science is it?

What tickles me more though are the people who refuse to pay the 5p.  I've seen ladies come out of the supermarket with a big box of Tampax (other brands are available) on show to the world.  But the best ones are those who won't pay the 5p in the off licence.

Dude, you've just spent £25 on beer and vodka and you're juggling it like some performer at Chipperfield's all because you won't pay 5 damn pence!  I hope you drop your shit all over the floor you tight get.

 

Let's stop bullying, but only some of them

So, this Syrian kid who was filmed being bullied and smacked etc by a kid at school.  Horrendous, of course but a little one sided, no?

See, I read this version of the story and just find it a little bizarre.

Let's get this straight, I do not condone this lad doing what he did, he deserves everything that happens to him and probably a whole lot more, what's annoyed me more are two things:

  1. The press - Claiming this kid was waterboarded!  Fucks sake, do they even know what waterboarding is?  Pouring a bit of Evian on someones face is NOT waterboarding.
  2. The outrage aimed the bully who did it

Let's expand number 2 as this is the crux of my issue with it:

Putting a lads name and address on Facebook & Twitter then subjecting him to abuse is er.. BULLYING! You dicks!  It's not much different to what he's done, but without being thrown roughly to the floor and having bottled water poured on him.  

We've all seen the clip, we don't actually know the full story about what's happened.  For all we know the Syrian lad could have been as much of an arsehole but because someone has shared part of a video on social media it makes everybody judge and executioner.

There's so much in the story making the lad to be a victim, there's even claims the bully broke the Syrian lads arm.  His arm is already is a sling in the video you idiots, it didn't happen in this incident and it's been made clear it was not broken by the alleged bully.

The outrage that has accompanied this is just so typical of Brits these days, there seems to be a sheer desperation to virtue signal, to "be ashamed to be British".  Why?  It wasn't you doing this you tart.

Crime has always existed in this country, it's not a new thing, so being ashamed to be British is just so stupid.

And then then there's the money raised for them.  Brits love a "Go Fund Me", they've raised in excess of £130K for him, but why?  Is the victim of bullying compensated in every case?

I didn't see any money being raised for that poor lass who was gang raped by 4 Afghan asylum seekers.  Nobody gave a shit then, so is it only one way?  Like a guilt thing?

It's just ridiculous!

So the general feeling is this:  If someone is bullied or harmed and they're not British and they are harmed by a Brit, it's fucking outrageous and we should start a Go Fund Me for them.

If someone is bullied or harmed and they're British then it's a shame.  If it's done by a foreigner well, they don't know any better see.  It'll be alright.

 

Gogglebox Destroys...

Yeah, course they did.  This pair of thick as mince tarts from Leeds know nowt about nowt. Have you seen them on Gogglebox for the last 2 or 3 series?  They're proper whoppers, especially the fat one on the right.  Right dickhead.  Just repeats what her equally retarted sister with the awful skin condition says.

The only thing fatty destroys is a six pack of Greggs doughnuts and her sofa everytime she sits down.

 

And finally...

Men are the devil and sexist and racist

 

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