24th February 2016

Now that we have to pay for plastic bags in the supermarkets does anyone else feel compelled to take rival supermarkets bags with them when they go? 
  
Not out of arsyness, more about not wanting to feel like you've pinched the bags themselves? 
  
For example, I went to Sainsburys the other night but took an Asda bag with me. 
  
Why?  Well obviously to prevent the scenario of: 
  
"Excuse me sir, have you paid for that bag?" 
"Yes, yes I have!" 
"A likely story, sir." 
 
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