11th April 2021

Phil the Greek has gone for a Burton

And straight away the vile Lefties are out in force calling him all sorts of names.

He was a paedophile, a Nazi and a racist - apparently

Yet, strangely there's no evidence to support any of those claims.

Not sure where the Nazi bit comes from given he's Greek not German, but it seems to be the standard go-to insult these days by the bedwetters.

And of course, all of these vile Lefties are dead against the Royals so they start fabricating claims about Meghan Markle...

Living rent free in their heads, she is. 

Let's be honest here, Phil served the Monarchy well.  He stayed in the shadows, never made it about himself and never leaked things to the press.

Despite what people think, he was very welcoming of both Diana and Meghan, knowing exactly how it felt to be an outsider.

RIP Big Man.


Meanwhile, a survey site doesn't quite understand how the Monarchy and Succession works...

queen stand down

I voted for Prince Andrew, of course.


Scott Markett

Scott is back with some more trading tips.


COVID Claptrap #1

The Spectator told us this week, "As many as one in three people with Covid-19 develop psychiatric illnesses such as depression, dementia, anxiety, psychosis and stroke in the six months after infection, a study has found", but just how true is this?  How many of these conditions such as anxiety and depression have been caused by being locked down?  How many people have suffered anxiety through the constant fearmongering served up on a daily basis by the media and Pol Potbelly himself, Bozo Johnson?

It's unfair to claim these conditions are an after-effect of COVID when we know that there are more people with psychiatric illnesses as a result of being told to stay at home or you'll die, for 12 fucking months.


Hitler in products

Remember in the last update where we covered Amazon changing their shopping app icon because a single person THOUGHT that it looked like Adolf Hitler?

Well, they'll shit themselves when they see these trainers made by Puma:

hitler trainers

Thanks to long time Toast fan Nick for this.  He tells us, "They make you run really fast through Europe"

He's not wrong!




COVID Claptrap #2

This week we were told that it is likely there will be another wave of COVID which will be even worse than the peak in January this year.  How is this even possible based off the number of vaccinations that have been carried out?

Answer - it was modelled on there being NO vaccinations at all.  That's just outright criminal fearmongering.


 And finally...

Over in Facebook Fuckwitts we have an idiot who is ashamed of her country.


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