10th January 2022

Hello everybody, Happy New Year!  Hope you all had a great Christmas and are ready for a new year of fuckery?

I'm hoping this year is a different one for The Toast, we're hoping to be less COVID related but as long as the Branch Covidians keep lying to us and wanting to keep things going we'll resist and expose it as we have done all through 2021.  We're over 6 years into our comeback and I must admit it's getting difficult to keep up.  At times it's so frustrating, I really want to keep going but I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about quitting for good.

But new year and all that, let's not let the bastards grind us down eh?

 

we 3 kings

 

Beth Wetter

Beth had a slightly different Christmas meal this time around.

 

Chris Witty

Sex midget gave me 3 doses...

 

 

Would I lie to you?

Still think the media tells you truth about COVID?

Remember that picture of Bergamo in 2020, all the coffins lined up?  It was reported that those were from COVID deaths and the bodies were there because the hospitals were so full they had nowhere to store them.

Turns out it's bullshit.  The picture was actually taken in 2013 and are the bodies of a shipwreck from a boat going from Syria to Italy.

Look at this, it's the same picture:

bergamo

 

Meanwhile, "Top medic issues warning..."

Dr Chaand Nagpaul, council chairman of the British Medical Association says that they've "never known this level of absence before" as levels hit 120,000.

Except, a quick check of the OFFICIAL NHS data and in particular the "Staff Absence" column shows that, oh look...

During April and May 2020 this 120k figure was surpassed on a daily basis.

02-Apr-20 03-Apr-20 04-Apr-20 05-Apr-20 06-Apr-20 07-Apr-20 08-Apr-20 09-Apr-20 10-Apr-20
155,299 156,304 156,205 155,816 156,385 162,696 159,957 158,187 150,774

28-Apr-20 29-Apr-20 30-Apr-20 01-May-20 02-May-20 03-May-20 04-May-20 05-May-20
130,259 131,144 130,077 127,493 123,354 123,019 125,096 124,079

So on the 6th April 2020 there were over 162K staff absences.  That entire week didn't go below 150K.

And at the end of April going into May the same, with over 131K off on the 29th April.

 

The rise of Hitler

Is it happening again?

 

Gret Bigg-Turdberg

Wants to change the Lateral Flow kits

 

And finally...

We have some more Social Media Shitheads who think wet beds and haven't understood the concept of mild symptoms yet.

 Until next time!