Burn McMurray, Burn

fort mcmurray

While the fires rage on in Fort McMurray, causing absolute devastation for the inhabitants of the land, there’s this major codpiece who thinks it should continue to burn because it’s the oil companies fault.

Yes, that’s right, you absolute weapon – the oil companies started the fire.

I have it on good authority it was Billy Joel to be honest.

What a monstrous dong this guy is.

Does he not understand how much we NEED the oil companies?  As much as we might dislike them for the power they hold over the world they are still a necessary part of life.

I assume this shite-for-brains doesn’t run a car or have any form of heating or electricity in his house?

Yes, the oil companies are forcing us to keep using their product.

Yes, they WILL have to invest in other fuels as time goes by as their product won’t last forever.

But until that time, stop blaming them for a fire they have nothing to do with, you crayon eating spastic.

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