More cloning, hacking and payments

More idiots believing everything they see copied on Facebook.

This time it's about being charged from "this summer", despite the fact we're already in summer - not that you'd know due to the weather.

One user copied this to her Facebook status:

Just WHAT was signed at 10:33?  Just WHAT was "passed on TV"?

So, copying something to your own Wall will turn an icon blue.  Really?  How then?

And that means Facebook will be free?  Oh goody!

If I don't do it my icon will be deleted?  The icon that's a graphic and doesn't really exist?

I think I'll live.

Several days later the SAME user posted this to her Facebook status:

So, you don't think it's genuine?  Given you posted practically the same thing a few days previously and nothing has happened, including your icon still not turning blue you thought you'd have another go?

Ah but it's proper official this time.  Something that nobody knows what was signed at 12:20, even though it was signed at 10:33 days earlier.

And it's been on TV again, but no fucker has seen it, still.

BECAUSE IT ISN'T FUCKING TRUE, YOU UTTER BELL END.

Do you not think that if Facebook were EVER to start charging, which they have stated several times that they never will do because they earn their money from advertising and selling all our private data to Theresa May and Derek Obama then it would be on the news?  News that we all would see, not just some fictional site?

Do you not think Facebook would contact their OWN members first?  Would they not make things appear on your timeline automatically like other announcements?

Oh, right, you get it now?

 

Ah, we're not being hacked anymore, we're being cloned. But that's OK, because it's "almost all".

That's 80% in my book.  These "pirates", whoever they are are spending their time trying to clone our accounts so they can send nasty messages to our mates,
passing them off as being from us.  Yeah, of course.  Just how MANY "pirates" would that take?  As if you're that important, you cock.

And why are they "pirates"?  Pirates are people who copy music, games, films and software.

At best I'd refer to them as "hackers" but more importantly I'd refer to them as "non-existent".

 

And finally, this beauty:

Everything you've ever posted becomes public from tomorrow?  Everything? Oh.

Even stuff that's deleted.  But don't worry because Channel 13 news, whoever they are have told us all about it.

They say if I write some shite on my wall that says "Facebook can't have my stupid selfies where I look like a duck" then they still belong to me!

A quick Google (you might have heard of it) shows up an immediate set of hoax sites.  

In fact, some of them date back to 2012.  Not quite "from tomorrow" then is it?

And you know what?  You typing something on your wall or status means sod all.

If and when Facebook DO change their terms and conditions, as they have done before then you automatically fall into it.  You don't have to agree to it, or opt out.

If you don't want to agree to it then you close your account, it's as simple as that.

You know when you install software and it asks if you agree to the T's and C's?  Ever clicked No to them?  Then you'll know it doesn't continue the install.

Once again, if Facebook were changing their terms they would contact us all first, not Channel fucking 13 News and leave it them to disseminate to the rest of the world.

Dicks.

 

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