Bullshit vehicle The Mirror ran with this terrible headline:

So fucking what?

Zoe Ball split with Norman over a year ago, she had a new boyfriend.  Why on earth should he be castigated by the Rags because he played a gig just after a man who was dipping his wick in his ex wife has died?

How is this a story?

The only way it could possibly be a story is if Norman TOOK the gig from the dead man himself, which clearly he didn't.

What an absolute load of tosh.

Premise

Atletico Madrid midfielder Saul Niguez joins Manchester United this summer.

He is a substitute in his first match, United are drawing 0-0.

He comes on in the 81st minute and scores the winning goal.

Headline

Better Call Saul

 

Premise

Saul Niguez starts his first match for Manchester United, steams into an opponent and is sent off.

He refuses to leave the pitch for 5 minutes whilst he argues with the referee.

Headline

Niguez with attitude

 

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