How to combat ISIS

I've stumbled across the foolproof plan to combat ISIS.

It's not planes, missiles, weapons or Elton John.

It's dogs, good old simple dogs.

See, I've a dog.  A lovely Beagle called Jeremy.

For the record, he doesn't have one paw smaller than the others.

Anyway, Jeremy is an absolute ferocious beast of a dog, capable of ripping a man to shreds quicker than a shoal of piranha.

Just look at him:

You're shitting bricks just looking at him right?

Thought not, he's as soft as shite.

So how is this kind of dog going to tackle the bastards in ISIS I hear you ask.

Well, it's like this see....

When I have to do the school run, young Jeremy comes with me.  There's no law says you can't take a dog into the school grounds.

Now, my kids school has a reasonably large Asian contingent.

And when I walk through the school with Jeremy, there's an instant parting of the seas to let me through, like royalty.

And that's because Muslims are absolutely shit scared of dogs.

The young girls, not so much, they like to try and stroke him - he loves a good stroke.

Who doesn't?

The boys, a little bit more frightened.

Adult women try to see the good in a dog, they try to like him.  How can you not like him?  He's a cute little fucker!

But the adult men!  They are absolutely terrified!  They will walk to the other side of the school to avoid poor little Jezza going anywhere near them!

Sometimes I wonder if I'm walking through the school playground like this:

So there you have it!  Let's send a horde of dogs over to combat ISIS, we could even make some of them into Bombdogs!

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