Fake news is fake news

Syrian President and evil tyrant, Bashar al Assad had claimed the interview he gave where he called a gas attack on his own people as fake, fake.

Assad gave the interview on Thursday amid claims he carried out an attack that killed at least 87 of his own people as "100 per cent fabrication" but has now claimed that this claim is "200 per cent bullshit, man".

Assad is thought to be losing grip on Syria although he has high friends in Russia's Vladimir Putin who himself has recently joined the "Bullshit Mr Han Man Fan Club" with Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un.

Assad yesterday


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