Flat chested women call for pancake boycott

Flat chested women in a South Western city have called for a boycott of Pancake Day.

The women of the Flat Chest Society, ironically based in the South Western city of Bristol claim that pancakes make them feel inferior and as a result wish to stop everyone else from enjoying them.

The call was made on Monday this week, the day before Pancake Day.

Sounds like a bunch of bitter lemons to be honest, never heard so much crepe in all my life.

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