TV and Film Critic Hate Crime

Being a TV or Film Critic could land you in hot water if you're not careful.

Giving a negative review could be classed as a hate crime according to a Police Officer.

PC McGarry of the Camberwick Green Constabulary told an undercover Monkey on Toast reporter, "Giving a negative review of a film or TV show could hurt the feelings of an actor, actress or director and could be dealt with as a hate crime", the plod said.

"It could land you in the slammer for up to 2 years if found guilty", he continued, "Garry Bushell and Nina Myskow must be fucking shitting it!"

PC McGarry - Nasty bastard

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