Those who use speakphone in public could be paedophiles

People who use their mobile phone on speakerphone whilst held out in front of their face at a 45 degree angle could end up being wrong-uns, says the ONS.

The Office of Nonsensical Statistics found that "85% of people who use their phone in public like this

have a greater chance of growing up to be bad nonces."

The organisation interviewed one hundred 14 to 16 year olds and of those who said they used their phones in this way were also interested in shagging 14 year olds.

Which makes them massive paedos innit.

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