First person shooter players could be done for war crimes

Players of First Person Shooter games like Call of Duty could be tried for war crimes a leading tosspot claims.

Brian Leant from Tonbridge in Kent made the claim during a seminar around the rights of computer game characters.

Leant, 54, who still lives with his mum and is thought to be a rampant paedophile says that computer game characters should have rights and that diplomacy should be invoked prior to engaging in shooting.

Leant says that the player should attempt to talk through their problem with the character first rather than just pumping them full of lead, ripping them to pieces and scattering gory body parts everywhere.  

"I believe that those who don't try the diplomatic option first and just shoot on sight should be tried for war crimes".

What a twat.

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