South African to sue Zynga games

A Black South African is suing Zynga Games amid claims he owns the land from a computer game.

Tony Umbongo claims that time spent on the game Farmville should be rewarded with actual land.

"I worked that land for years", says Tony who's a little bit gullible and a total cock.

"That land is mine, I worked hard for it.  Grew stuff, reared animals, even had a cheeky bum with a goat", he continued.

"And now I want it back!  I'm uprising like the Blacks in South Africa and Zimbabwe!  We want our land back off Whitey!"

At this, our correspondent, a hot white piece of ass made her excuses and left.

 

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