Vegans switch focus to animals

The Vegan curse knows no bounds, and now matters have got worse as they switch their spotlight on animals.

The weirdos who love to tell you they're Vegans are trying to encourage animals to stop eating other animals.

Karen Dogooder from Bromley in Kent has put together a group and plans to head out to Africa later in the year.

"Our goal is to stop animals from eating meat, basically stop eating each other and instead eat the more wholesome foods", she said while our correspondent tried desperately to maintain a straight face.

"Imagine encouraging a lion to stop hunting and eating gazelle and instead graze on a bit of Tofu.  Wouldn't that be just great?", she continued hysterically.

Let's hope the lions and tigers eat the Vegans instead.

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