Roulette wheels are racist claims total plonker

A total plonker from Preston claims Roulette Wheels are racist.

The idiot made the startling claim in a Facebook post whilst ranting on about racism and being a general retard.

Kevin Jambon was discussing racism with friends when he hit upon the idea that Roulette Wheels are "evil and racist".

When asked to elaborate on his outlandish claim he said that the colours on the Routlette Wheel were "Black and Red, which represents Black people like those from Africa and Jamayca (sic)"

He continued, "And the red numbers represent Red Indians, like them from Red India".

Whilst he typed away, no doubt furiously and gammon faced, his friends awaited his further enlightenment.

"And just look at the ball!  It's white!  A white ball ON TOP of Blacks and Reds!  That just shows the oppression that Blacks and Reds face every bloody day!"

As he became more animated in his Mother's basement (and underwear) he continued, "And when people bet they PUT MONEY ON!  They put something ON a Black or a Red!  Trying to keep them down!  It's disgusting racism!"

When Kevin's friend, Steve Dave asked about the Green one Kevin logged off and hasn't been on Facebook since.

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