Radical Extremists demand Christmas Card change

Radical weather extremists and general miserable gits are demanding that Christmas cards are changed.

The Campaign for Real Christmas Card Scenes (CaRCCS) say that as the weather has evolved, the scenes that illustrate Christmas on cards are no longer accurate.

"We just want Christmas cards to reflect how the weather is these days", says Barry Pfeffer, "the cards picture a scene of snow and jolliness whereas these days the Christmas season is usually rainy and windy and a bit turd".

The new real life Christmas cards will be on sale at Moonpig soon and in all good card stockists (as well as some shit ones)

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