Call for nice football chants

There are calls for politically correct football chants to be heard around the grounds of England.

The "Campaign for Friendly Football Songs" (CAFFS) says it's time to ditch the resentful and nasty songs, eve if they're supremely hilarious.

A spokesperson for CAFFS says, "By adopting these new songs we could see the end of nasty, evil songs and instead introduce a friendly rivalry and competition"

It is believed CAFFS are trying to introduce such replacements as:

"You're not very good, you're not very good, you're not very, you're not very, you're not very good" to be replaced by "You're not very good, you're not very good, but we recognise you have a host of injuries, we wish you all the best!"

The common, "Shit ground, no fans, shit ground no fans" would be replaced by "Nice ground, ace fans, nice ground ace fans"

And finally, "We want to go home, we want to go home, this place is a shit hole, we want to go home" will be replaced by "We want to stay here, we want to stay here, this place is really nice, we'll holiday next year"

 

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