Is Kanye West the son of Fred?

News has reached Toast Towers that global superstar and simpleton, Kanye West could well be the son of notorious English serial killer, Fred.

It is believed the star was conceived whilst Fred, a builder by trade was on holiday in America in 1976.

Kanye was born in 1977 in California, an area which Fred was carrying out extensive house renovations on at the time.

In a statement to Monkey on Toast lawyers, Kanye's staff told us:

"There is absolutely no similarity at all between a backward idiot from a small town who has a nymphomaniac wife with a huge arse and Fred West."

Serial killer and all round freak, Fred West



Kanye is the splitting image of his father, Fred West.

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