Radical Muslims relax women driver rule

Radical Muslims in ISIS controlled areas are to relax the rule on women drivers, a radical Muslim analyst can reveal.

ISIS had originally banned women from driving because they're a bunch of evil bastards who live in the stone age.

However, they have relaxed their position of late and have suggested they'd be happy for women to drive cars as long as the car was wearing a Burka.

The BurCar, as it will be known, will be available in all good car shops, such as Jamalfords.

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