• Today a court in Scotland convicted a man of making a video where his pug was trained to do a Nazi salute.

    I'm not kidding, this isn't the 1st of April, nor are you in the  Satire Section.

    The man, who goes by the name Count Dankula on Twitter &

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  • Last night Sofie Hagen posted a Tweet where she made it abdundantly clear she was offended by the latest Cancer Research campaign:

    What Cancer Research are saying is that Obesity is the 2nd most preventable cause of Cancer, smoking being #1, natch.

    But Sofie disagrees with science because she's, well,

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  • Things change, people change, hairstyles change, interest rates fluctuate.

    But that doesn't stop the lefty snowflakes from dishing the dirt on people.

    See, there seems to be a trend of late for looking back upon people's social media posts and using that as ammunition to get them sacked or in

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  • If Shane Meadows was to make a new version of his critically acclaimed " This is England " series for 2020 this is what we'd be seeing.

    Because let's face it, people are out there to take away our fun and drive us back to the Middle Ages.

    A week doesn't go

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  • Flo and Joan.  If these two were a disease they'd be Bubonic AIDS.

    What in the fuckery is the Nationwide Building Society doing making adverts giving airtime to these talentless simpletons?

    I don't know which is which, as I refer to them as Cunt1 and Cunt2 but the one on

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