Brexit is a shambles

Brexit is fucked, isn't it?

I mean, we've had 2 and a half years since the Brexit Referendum to do a deal to get us out of the EU.

Have we managed it?  No, because Theresa May is about as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit.

It was never going to be an easy thing to do, but when we've had multiple Brexit secretaries undermined by Despicable May then there's only 1 outcome....  There won't be a Brexit.

Think about it, May was always a Remainer.  She's deliberately fucking up Brexit in order for it not to go ahead.

Anyone with children will understand this tactic!  Get your kids to wash up, they do it shit so they don't get asked again.  Alternatively of course, you can just beat them until they get it right.

"Bed time?  I just need to just do these 16 things first.  Yes, I know I've had 3 hours to do all that but I spent 30 minutes on the toilet singing and swinging my legs"

This is May's plan and I believe it was all along.  

She had a deal which appeared to have come from nowhere very quickly.  We, the general public don't know what the deal is.

Parliament are not keen on it and it won't get voted through.  So what did May the Coward do?  She postponed the vote like a child!

She's an absolute shithouse of the highest order who should never have been PM, she was an awful Home Secretary, the warnings were there.

But you know what?  I'd have more respect for the old cow [Not allowed to say that now, think of Dr Hamzah.  Ed] if she just came out and said:

"You know what?  I don't agree with Brexit.  We should never have given a referendum to the general public.  I believe it will be harmful to the country to do so, and as a result I am withdrawing Article 50"

Yes, it goes against democracy, but really when do we ever get what we want anyway from our corrupt politicians?  

Would it destroy trust in the politicians?  Yes I think it would but then again we've been had over so many times we're just used to it.

She won't do this of course, not until the very last minute.  I believe Brexit will get delayed and not go ahead at the end of March 2019.

It will be put back and put back until it's forgotten about, meanwhile May can disappear into the limelight.....

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