Partygate is a load of bollocks

As "Partygate" rumbles on the sheer desparation can be seen from all sides.

First up though, lets address these "parties".

A few bell ends having a glass of wine, a few lines of charlie and chatting shit in Number 10 does not a party make.  It doesn't sound to me like there was a mad disco after work every Friday - it's fucking wine in the office.

Next up is the faux outrage or "Fauxrage" as I'm now calling it:

"On the day they had the party, I wasn't allowed out to a party" - No, you weren't.  Technically none of us were, even this lot, but as I said - It clearly wasn't a party.  Drinks in the office is not a party.

"On that day 375 people died!" - Well, maybe so.  And that's not very nice at all but the people having after work drinks at number 10 didn't kill those 375 people.  

Yesterday a few people died and you had a cup of tea or coffee or a pint.  You bastard, you killed them people.

MP Wes Streeting even went so far on Twitter to complain that whilst number 10 partied away in May 2020, he was alone on a hospital ward following an operation.

Wes is a little confused though, because his operation ACTUALLY took place in May 2021.

BUT MUH OUTRAGE.

There's a lot to take away from these rule breakers, and not many people seem to be getting it yet.

Yes, rules were broken.  The rules have been broken many times.  But why is that?

You might think that it's because the ministers, the PM and all his jeb ends at Number 10 don't think the rules apply to them?  Not quite but you're getting warmer.

Let's cut to the chase - They didn't abide by the rules simply because they didn't believe in them, it's really quite as simple as that.  They didn't believe the virus was as deadly as was being made out on TV by hysterical news outlets, hateful news presenters and the ever wrong SAGE and Co.

It's almost like they knew it wasn't going to get them.

Now we're there!  Welcome!

You also have to think about the bigger picture on this.  WHY is this all just coming out now?

Did someone just sit on this for a whole year and then suddenly "remember" that there was a wine and cheese party at Christmas 2020?  Or was it used to smear Boris?

Now, I'm not defending the fat albino ponce here, but it's easy to spot a witch hunt from a mile away.

Now we're hearing about "parties" in May 2020, and there's more to come.  Why is this coming out now?  

It's clear that it's being used to try and oust Boris, there's been lots of talk since before Christmas when he chose not to impose any further restrictions.

Despite the backbenchers being against vaccine mandates etc, there are still plenty of frontbenchers who want restrictions back, and Boris is in the way.

There's also the topic of Brexit, plenty MPs think that without Boris there is no Brexit.  Another reason to rid the country of the cloth eared buffoon.

We have to be careful what we wish for, whilst Boris might be the winner in a "Taller than Danny DeVito" competition or the "best looking guy on the burns ward" right now, there's a lot worse waiting in the wings to make our lives even more shit.