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  • Look at this shite from The Sun   Not content with piling on Cummings they've now turned to his 4 year old son.  This is fucking disgusting. What the hell does it have to do with ANYTHING what his son's name is.  The article goes on to discuss all details
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  • Big headline eh! Naga walks off the BBC Breakfast show. Ooh, must be a massive falling out? The Express has all the details here, but why read the article when you can just look at the headline and make up your own news? Judging by the headline it must have
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  • Excellent journalism from The Scum, where Gemma Collins missed out on a chance to stuff her fat face further by missing her parents' 40th wedding anniversary. Or was it their 42nd? Who knows, let's hedge our bets. Seriously, this is news?  In these times of global crisis, a fat mess
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  • Here we go, she's fast turning into my new favourite Rag Watch star. Karen Matthews is "believed" to soon travel to Benidorm after becoming fascinated with the ITV sitcom. Oh, mate. The fact it says "believed" means that the Mirror's BS writer has no idea about it at all and
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  • She's back!  The Daily Mail fucking love her.  Well, they love writing about her anyway. And what's "Britain's worst mother" done this time?  Hidden another child in a bed to claim she's been abducted and get some ransom money? Murdered her child in Portugal and then claim she was abducted?
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