Not Facebook again this time, it's Twitter.

Get a load of this rubbish from June:

british heritage

Imagine being this fragile that you have to be "ashamed" of something that happened hundreds of years before you were even born, and you're not a direct descendant of.

But then looking at her username it says it all... "Socialist".  AKA Bed wetting lefties who absolutely hate their country, constantly doing it down and determined to ruin everyone else's lives because theirs is so dull and hate ridden.

There is nothing wrong with being proud of your country; the heritage, the land, the history.

Which brings me to to people who are usually referred to as "Nationalists".

Nationalists are proud of their country, they fly the Union flag or the St George flag at times other than when there's a football tournament on.  Do that in this country and you're a xenophobic, racist, bigoted flag shagger.

Go abroad and you'll see locals proudly and without fuss flying flags all over.  France, Spain, ISIS - they're all at it.

So why is it that we're not allowed to do the same? 

June just seems to reek of what's becoming known as "White guilt", we're supposed to be ashamed of who we are, even though we haven't done anything wrong.

She's right in that the British DID invade other countries and colonise them, but it was hundreds of years ago and the British empire isn't as big or relevant anymore.

The reply to June from Steve is absolutely brilliant, and so right.  There WERE other races and countries who also did what we did - The Italians aren't ashamed of the Romans and Scandinavians don't wet their dresses at what the Vikings did.  It's history from hundreds  and thousands of years ago, there's nobody alive today that was part of any of these events and there's nobody alive today who is a victim of it, unless you're so fragile you sit and cry every night about something that simply doesn't concern you.

June, you're an absolute zoomer.


OK, so it's not Facebook this time, it's Instagram (which sounds like an online cocaine delivery service)...

Check this guy out.


save us now

Watched it?  Well, where to fucking start?!

I love the fact he starts the video with "Obviously", like it's really obvious to everyone that the COVID Vaccines are a weapon of mass destruction.  

Yet, if that was the case, then it's a really SHIT weapon of mass destruction because there's not many people who have died from the jab.  Probably less than the good Doctor Shipman in fact.

I don't have the figures on people who have died AFTER having the jab, it's quite difficult to pinpoint it as the actual cause of death but let's look at the UK and the AZ blood clot "fiasco".

Yes, it's such a fiasco that ONLY 30 people out if 18 MILLION (1 in 600,000) have died from blood clots since having the AZ jab.  And frankly, how many of those would have died from a clot anyway?  If I read correctly, the number of deaths from blood clots are no different to previous years so can they REALLY blame the AZ jab?  Wankers like matey boy above can.

So if it really is a Biological WMD why haven't 30 million+ people (including myself) died yet?

The Queen, Boris Johnson, various celebs, your mum.

Why haven't they all keeled over?  Could it be that it's because YOU'VE MADE IT UP UP YOU ABSOLUTE ZOOMER?


And then there's the classic Anti-Vaxxer "It changes your DNA", where he then goes on to state that "The Queen has had her vaccine, it's changed her DNA, she is no longer The Queen".

Which is fucking hilarious.

Even IF her DNA has changed, she's still the head of state, you gibbering mong.

Moving on, he then claims to have a "sworn affidavit" by the "intelligence community" but doesn't provide any evidence of such.  I mean, if you're going to make such a bold claim at least wave some paper in front of the camera.


Take a look at him, he's a complete Berk.  Sun glasses indoors, nonce.

And he's a bigger helmet than all those in the background put together.

It's people like this that fuck it up for people who question the narrative.  As I've said before, I don't believe COVID is a hoax, it's clear it's very real.

However, it HAS been handled badly and I'm not 100% sure we're not being lied to or manipulated about certain things.

I have a tendency to question things that don't seem right, but that doesn't go down well with people because of arseholes like knobhead above and all the other 5Gers and Anti-Vaxxers who just make shit up and present evidence that equates to a thin slice of fuck all.

Ah, Jonathan's back once again - A bit like the Renegade Master, with the ill behaviour.

This time he's here to tell the world that "someone" who works at the Prince Phillip Hospital in Llanelli has told him that one of her colleagues died as a result of the COVID-19 vaccination.


And straight away the "sheeple" jump in, believing everything he says!

Vanessa Machiavelli there, spouting some shite about a doctor who supposedly died after having the CV vaccine too.

But look!  Sarah discredits Jonathan's claim and Vanessa retorts with a childish, "They censor and silence the truth..."

How convenient eh?

Going back to the original post, Prince Phillip Hospital has already issued a statement stating that is simply isn't true.  Doesn't stop these cranks from pressing on though does it?

If you look closer to Vanessa's post, as I have, I find it very strange that the Facebook profile of the lady who claims her husband died has no friends associated with it and it's the only post on the account.

It's almost as if it was created by a random person and not the actual wife at all. 

Which immediately rings alarm bells on the Monkey on Toast Bullshit Detector.

So, Jonathan's "Breaking News" is all horseshit but all his dickhead followers lap it up claiming it's a "global de-population plan".

It's not, it's a nasty virus.  Deal with it, stop talking shit.

I'm sure there will be more from his Captain Bullshit again.... I've gone undercover, so I have.


Here's Mel, bit of a loon.

FF Mel Formaldehyde 1

First up she says she's researched what's in the Oxford Vaccine and it's definitely not a vaccine, it's a "biological weapon" which is used to "kill".

Kill who, Mel?  Because there's literally millions of people (including my own wife) who has had this vaccine and are very much still alive.  If it was a biological weapon or poison as you choose to call it then everyone who has had it would be dead including ALL the trialists, The Queen, Prince Phillip, Boris Johnson et al.

Then she says she's "added formaldehyde to the list of ingredients", then goes on to say that Formaldehyde isn't in the vaccine at all but is in the Flu jab instead.

Which pretty much makes her argument null and void.

She might as well say, "AND THERE'S PLUTONIUM, but it's not in this jab at all or any others."

It's just hysterical nonsense, people like her are dangerous because she'll have a bunch of followers who will believe everything she writes.  Let's be clear here, Mel knows the square root of fuck all when it comes to this.

I've followed her for a number of years on Twitter (until I was suspended, Big Tech bastards) because she had good craic (for someone who comes from Sunderland) but she's never gone rogue like this before. She's a stay at home single mum, no job, no nowt.  She has absolutely no qualifications to talk about the ingredients of a vaccine.

But, hey... Let's look at the dangerous poison Formaldehyde eh?  I'm sure Google will tell us just how bad it is:

FF Mel Formaldehyde 2


So, my own body has been poisoning me all these years.  Bastard.

And also those Apples and Pears too!  Goodness me.

Maybe is right after all?

Formaldehyde is a simple chemical compound made of hydrogen, oxygen and carbon. All life forms – bacteria, plants, fish, animals and humans – naturally produce formaldehyde as part of cell metabolism.

Formaldehyde is perhaps best known for its preservative and anti-bacterial properties, but formaldehyde-based chemistry is used to make a wide range of value-added products. Formaldehyde is one of the most well-studied and well-understood compounds in commerce.

You can choose to listen to experts or an airhead from Sunderland, the choice is yours.


Over on Facebook there's a massive bell end who goes by the name of Jonathan Morgan.

Jonathan's a bit dangerous.  Probably needs a hard drive check too, if I'm honest.

And why is he so dangerous?  Because he's a 5G'er.  One of those cocks who seriously believes that 5G is to blame for all our COVID woes, along with plenty other symptoms.

Look at this nonsense:

FF JM 5G 01

It's funny how only his "mates" or dumb arse followers are the only ones who seem to be affected by this.

Surely, if 5G was so bad the people working on it in the first place would have been affected, no?

Surely it wouldn't have got past testing?

It wouldn't, and don't call be Shirely.

If it had these kind of effects wouldn't it affect EVERYONE in the area?  It's strange how it only seems to affect certain people.  Like nutters, for example.

It's like there being a nuclear explosion in a big city but only 20 people complaining their face is melting off or their hair is falling out.

Chernobyl affected everyone in the area, not just Nikolai and his friends down the estate.

I also find it very strange that people seem to be complaining of symptoms when they don't even have 5G in their area.  

Hmm that must be some super strength shit.  Or you're what some doctors might refer to as, "a fucking liar".

Meanwhile, Morgan must be the surname for bedwetting bullshitters because here comes Timothy to add his two-penneth of bollocks:

FF JM 5G 02

Flu like symptoms in peak flu season?  Well, glory be!

Ah, but it went away as soon as you turned off your wifi and mobile data?

That is odd.  Because 5G is only for mobile data.

You do know that your 5G Wifi at home means 5 Gigahertz, right, while the 5G you're wetting your dress about means "Fifth Generation", which typically runs around 28 Gigahertz upwards?

Oh, you didn't know that?  You just saw 5G and pissed in your panties?  Move along Timothy you stupid crank.

Strange how this "Electro Smart App" went green when Wifi and data is off.  An app that analyzes radio frequencies using the phone... Right.  It's a bit like saying, "I've not been able to listen to Radio 5 Live on my DAB since I switched my DAB off".

And if you didn't think people like Jonathan were bad enough, here he is telling someone whose friend died of COVID that she definitely didn't die of that and would absolutely have been something else.  Essentially he's calling someone a liar and has the audacity to ask "Hope you're OK".

What a fucking cunt.

FF JM 5G 03

COVID has been mismanaged the world over, but for people like this to claim it's not real or that it's actually 5G - they need seeing to.  Please don't listen to people like this, most of them are out to gain followers and earn money from it.  Some of them don't even believe what they're spouting, like some American Evangelist.  But there are some who genuinely believe what they say.  They have no hard evidence whatsoever and when confronted with the truth try to discredit those who confront them.

Here at the Monkey, we tell it straight.  We might exaggerate sometimes, we might get it wrong sometimes too, but we always challenge those we believe are talking shit.  This guy is 100% talking out his arse.

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