Captain Birdseye really was a paedophile after all

This headline appeared on the Mirror website:

And if you think this is some kind of Chris Morris Brass Eye article it REALLY was on the Mirror site!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the stupidity of the article or the gullibility of the kids themselves.

"You have a friend request from Chicken Nugget", I'd be wondering why a shitty food item was trying to be friends, wouldn't you?

In fact, are these kids even old enough to be on Social Media?  The article says "Primary school kids", which suggests they are under the age of 14 which they have to be.

The article goes on to state that one secondary school girl had a friend request from a ROAD outside the school itself!

Who on earth would accept a friend request from someone purporting to be a road?! Jesus.

Maybe the new generation just accept friend requests from everyone, and seemingly every thing?  I can't believe the chicken nuggets weren't doing that stupid fish pouty thing though.

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