Karen Matthews likes Benidorm

Here we go, she's fast turning into my new favourite Rag Watch star.

karen matthews benidorm

Karen Matthews is "believed" to soon travel to Benidorm after becoming fascinated with the ITV sitcom.

Oh, mate.

The fact it says "believed" means that the Mirror's BS writer has no idea about it at all and is just making shit up.

I mean, she may very well be off to Spain, and fair fucks to the woman.  I don't care, neither should you. She's paying for it, not you.

If she's been sat there in prison watching Benidorm and thinking, "Ayup, that looks a cracking 'oliday that, like.  I'm bluddy off here when I get outta 'ere" then let her.

I'd very much doubt that's what's happened though, in all fairness.

Meanwhile the paper goes on to say that, "The callous parent is looking for £7-an-hour cleaning jobs to fund her trip".

Which, given she's 44 the minimum wage is £8.21 - so who's paying below minimum wage? Find out and report them!

And someone is clearly following her about because the paper says she, "..visited a pet shop, sports and tool shops and Sainsbury's, before tucking into a fish and chip lunch"

They're obsessed with what she's eating!  Last time it was McDonalds.

Jesus!

I don't have any sympathy for the woman considering what she did, however, she's an ex con who has served her time.  She didn't murder anyone, she's fiddled no kids.

She's a bit thick.  And fat.  And ugly. (Quite a lot of the last 2)

Just let her get on with her life and stop following her around.

She's made her bed, let her kid lie under it.

Copyright © 2000-2020 Monkey on Toast. All rights Reserved.