Gemma Collins misses chance to stuff fat face

gemma collins anniversary

Excellent journalism from The Scum, where Gemma Collins missed out on a chance to stuff her fat face further by missing her parents' 40th wedding anniversary.

Or was it their 42nd?

Who knows, let's hedge our bets.

Seriously, this is news?  In these times of global crisis, a fat mess of a no-mark missing out on a buffet won't do her any harm at all.

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