Charlie Ireland and Kenneth Noye

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It must have been a ridiculously slow news day when the Daily Express ran with quite possibly the most banal headline I think I've ever seen.

Shock AND horror as family man loves doing family man stuff.

Still, at least it's not the News of the World, they'd have just made up something about his sex life or something.



Road rage killer Kenneth Noye is seen shopping for margarine!



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That ain't margarine, that's Country Life that!  BUTTER not marge!

He probably needed some of that loot from the Brink's-Mat robbery to pay for it as well, fucking price of the stuff.

Mind you, at least he wasn't lording it up with Lurpak.