SatNav's exude white supremacy

Have you ever noticed that when you put your Sat Nav on to direct you to your favourite vineyard or Antifa protest that it's always a white person doing the direction?

And that's what leads me to believe that SatNavs are racist and exude white supremacy.

You've literally got a Karen or a Geoff dictating to you, "Go this way, go that way", Oh!  Enough already!

White people telling you what to do, where to go.  I just can't take any more!

Why don't we have Kunmi or an Adelola with a thick Nigerian accent saying, "At de hend of de road, turn lheft?"

Is it too much to ask?

We're not an empire anymore, we don't get to tell people what to do but when it's a little black box in the car it all comes out.  Nag nag nag, should have gone this way, should have gone that.  Should never have had slaves 300 years ago. 

And that's why I'm developing a new SatNav that will direct you with voices of the world (speaking English) that will direct you to all the racist statues that we need to pull down.

I'm calling it TabNav and it'll be available this summer, for £149.99

 

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