And here we are again, with a new Monkey on Toast update!

United we stand

Manchester United have agreed plans to build a "Mini Old Trafford" next to the current ground to be used by the Under 21's and Academy.

The ground is expected to hold between 5,000 and 10,000 fans.

Rumours of Manchester City enquiring about using it as their home ground have yet to be confirmed.

Come Baby Come

A baby was born on the M1 as the parents were on their way to Watford General Hospital.

Born on a road?  The parents must be "rue"-ing the day and feeling quite "strass"-ed... ho ho!

Hope the kid is named Freeway, like the dog on Hart to Hart.

More rants

There's 2 new Soapbox rants available, one is about the TV show Doctor in the House and the other about Music and Image.

Enjoy!

xmas

arsehole, thank God it's our last! FIRST!

Yes, we're back! 12 years to the day of MoT shutting its doors we're back!

For those who can't remember, that was the title of the last Update when we closed in 2003 due to me having no free time to update the site.

I've been toying with this idea for some time and finally got round to it!

Let's hope we can pick up where we left off all those years ago, and hopefully we'll get some of the old followers back in the fold too!

As a first update, there's an article on Manchester United manager Louis Van Gaal leaving for a more interesting post and a Soapbox rant about X-Factor.

Enjoy!

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