An apology.

On the last update we investigated a tweet by a healthcare professional at Bradford Royal Infirmary.  In the article titled (Would I lie to you #3) we looked at a patient of BRI who was supposedly fighting for his life.  In the picture presented by BRI, the patient, Matthew, was sat up playing on his phone, on a machine which was switched off and had an array of sweets, chocolates etc around him.

We questioned just how real this was given the media has been used for propaganda and COVID, hence why the article was the 3rd so far.

We since learned that Matthew has died and we apologise for potentially making light of his situation.  We have since spoken to BRI and they confirmed our claim of snow on the ground in July was unsubstantiated and we're happy to accept that.

We hold our hands up when we're wrong as we should and we apologise - the article has been amended and the offending material has been removed.

However, the article still stands in that there are 2 crisis actors both purported to be in hospital with COVID, both unvaccinated and both "regretting it".

As it stands, they are still fair game and we do not believe they are real.


no blacks no irish
Coming soon to a Fascist B&B near you


Is Piers Morgan a lying toad?

In this article, Piers Morgan "speaks out after getting COVID-19 despite having 2nd vaccination" where he claims he contracted the virus at Wembley.  Which is fine, I mean, we always knew you could catch the dreaded lurgy even if you're microchipped (grin).  BUT what no paper seems to have picked up on is that Piers was supposed to have had COVID last year.


No?  Well here's a fucking reminder.

It was in May last year when he was copping loads of shit on Good Morning Britain when he suddenly left the show for a couple of weeks due to suddenly being poorly.  The sceptic in me at the time said it was likely to be bullshit and was a great excuse to have a break from the show with reputation (guffaw) intact.

In which case, Piers is a lying toad.

What are the chances of catching COVID twice and being poorly both times?  It's very, very low.  So, either he didn't have it last year OR it's probably the side effects of his 2nd jab that's caused it.

I simply don't believe he's managed to catch it twice, how novel.


Can you smell that?

mask on tube

Yes, it's the smell of VIRTUE SIGNALLING.

I mean, REALLY, what a silly woman.  I'm going to wear a mask to protect nobody else around me.  And because there's no-one else around me I'll take a picture to show off.



Is Strictly Come Dancing racist?

We'll let you guess.



Do you still trust the CDC?

I ask this because there's been a few pieces of information recently where they seem to have contradicted themselves or released data that the MSM and our terrible Government aren't telling us.

First up, they suggested America should stop using the PCR test by the end of the year as it was unable to specifically detect the presence of EITHER COVID-19 or flu.  What do they mean by that?  Well, the test may return a positive result but it can't differentiate between flu or COVID.  They've stated they a specific test needs to be run to determine which is the case.

So, people are being treated as COVID cases when they've simply got the flu.  What I don't understand is why the MSM have never questioned the fact that 2019 and 2020 has no flu season at all, I mean, come on!

Under a Free of Information request the CDC also answered a question relating to the number of cycles in a PCR.

The request stated that it was 45-47, despite our own Government and MSM telling us it was around 27.

What does this mean?  It means the test is able to return more than it needs to, hence also able to return a POSITIVE result for a previous infection - and that doesn't mean just COVID.

Finally, in another FOI request the CDC states that the PCR can detect ALL variants of the virus - but not the actual VARIANT:


cdc foi variants

So how on earth can MSM tell us that the Delta variant or any other is prevalent when the PCR doesn't return that?  You literally get a negative or positive result not the variant or anything else.

Still trust them?  


And finally...

The Government has failed us, we need a new party....

Hey all, back again after a few weeks break.

So, if there's one book you read this year it has to be "A State of Fear" by Laura Dodsworth.

It's not some crank or conspiracy theory nonsense, it's how fear has been weaponised to make us compliant etc during COVID.

It's a really good read and what's quite spooky is that there's a lot in the book that mirrors what we've been saying on here for months... which clearly means we're right! :)

Give it a read, you won't be disappointed.


Would I lie to you? #3

Still think the MSM et al aren't telling you porkies?

Well, here's a good one:


 msm lies 3 darren 1

Darren's not been vaccinated yet... and now he's super poorly.

msm lies 3 darren 2

Except Darren's an actor.  


And here's another Matthew, also unvaccinated and in hospital:


msm lies 3 mathhewr 1

Oh.. he's a crisis actor too.

msm lies 3 mathhewr 2

It must be a huge co-incidence all these unvaccinated sceptic ACTORS are suddenly at deaths door in hospital, all lamenting not "grabbing a fucking jab".

Sure Jan.


GB News

The Grauniad via "comedian" Stewart Lee asks if GB News is a threat to democracy?

gb news threat to democracy

Not sure why they ask such a dumb arse question, it's a news channel.  When you read the article it doesn't even mention anything about democracy.

So the answer, as you can imagine is, "No, is it fuck, you dumb bastard".


Creeping Fasicm?

The curious case of Boris Johnson.


Basement Vaxx

I see the vaccinated are still complaining about unvaccinated people like they pose a threat to their wellbeing...

Look at this pissflute:

covid vaccinated do your bit

Fully vaccinated, tests positive for COVID, 

Blaming other people for it

So who is not doing "their part"? The unvaccinated?

Because if the dude is Fully Vaxxed (TM) then it shows that you CAN still get COVID - which is not news to anyone since about, ooh, January.

How does he know he hasn't caught COVID off, you know, another Full Vaxxer (TM)?

These people are retarded.


vaccinated riddle


And finally...

The doctor will see you now (actually he won't)


Until next time! 

On Saturday night, millions of people witnessed in horror Danish footballist Christian Eriksen cardiac arrest during a live game of soccerball between Denmark and Finland.

Former Arsenal and England player Alex Scott however managed to make it all about herself:

alex scott

It's such a woman thing to say.

"I can't believe what I'm witnessing.  There's a fella half dead on the pitch.  I better ring Mum to tell her I love her."

Why, does your mum play professional football?

It's just so pathetic and why women shouldn't be involved in football commentary.

I'm sorry but it's a man's sport.  The only thing worse than Women's Football is Scottish football.  FACT.


Scott Markett

You'll be pleased to see that Scott is back with a new stock market tip for June.


Beth Wetter

Meanwhile, Beth Wetter is boycotting the GB News advertisers.


Anti-Vaxxers are terrorists

anti vax terror  spread fear 

It seems the disfunctional Met Police counter-terror chief wants anti-vaxxers and
those who spread fear by misinformation to be classed as terrorists.

 Ah.. but it doesn't count when it's state sponsored....



And finally...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Back again!  Welcome to another rip-roarin' Monkey!


We've some new episodes of World of Woke.

This time: Pigeon Street is back, and also Dogtanian takes a nasty turn.


John Spiracy

John is back and this time he's got a theory about the Manic Street Preachers


Irony Alert #591

claudia rich people

There are too many rich people, says MP who earns a fortune.

What Claudia really means is, "There are too many white people, white people must be abolished".

Get in the bin with Diane, racist.


Tabatha Higgs-Boson

Tabatha is back with a new article about the great unvaccinated.


Vex Luther

bbc luther

Well no, we didn't see THAT coming did we?

The BBC diversity chief has gone super woke now.  A black man is not black enough to play the part of a black character.

And the reason for that?  Because he doesn't play up to a STEREOTYPE!  Holy shit.

I had to check it wasn't April 1st with this one.

The BBC has gone full retard on this, and as you know, you never go full retard.

According to the BBC black people have to have black friends AND eat Caribbean food!

Which is a bit weird, because I think people from Nigeria and Ghana might be black and also not eat Caribbean food.  Does that mean they're not black either?

This is fucking mental, yet weirdly delightful at the same time as I think this is slowly the end of the BBC as we know it.  Their woke attitude and bias is starting to rub people up the wrong way, it's a slippery slope for the Beeb now, and I hope they're crucified for it.


Beth Wetter

Beth isn't taking any chances in bed.


Any finally...

There's a great debate about those who are vaccinated and those who are not.  And it's fucking disgusting.


Until next time, just live your life!



When Roman Protasevich paid Ryan Air for Priority Disembarking this probably isn't what he had in mind.

Let's be straight here, Belarus premeditatedly hijacked the flight by diverting it to Minsk and taking off just Protasevich.

It's utterly bizarre that they seem to have gotten away with it, had it been Iran or Iraq the US and UK would have armed forces on their way to "resolve" it.


Dominic Cummings

Lefties last year when Dominic Cummings allegedly broke Lockdown Rules

cummings mob 1


Lefties this year when he drops some shit on Boris & Handjob

cummings mob 2


Is that double standards I can smell?


Diane Abacus

Nice of Diane to post this tweet this week:

diane abbott blm

Who shot Sasha?  Was it white supremacists?  The English arm of the KKK? BNP thugs?

Oh, turns out she was shot by a black fella in a black gang.

Turns out Black Lives really don't Matter when it's black on black, eh?  Although I've said this before, several times.

The Tweet didn't get deleted of course, Diane loves a bit of race baiting, racist old soak.


And finally...

To vax or not to vax, that is the question


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