26th April 2021

Hey all.  Welcome to another rip-roaring edition of The Toast.

Friday was St George's Day, a day us English folk don't tend to celebrate.

st georges day

However, regular bedwetter Kevin Maguire no doubt had this tosh on speed-dial.

I mean, just fucking read it.  

Anyone who celebrates St Georges Day is a racist.  What is this guy on?  

But it didn't end there because Professor Alice Roberts (her of Coast fame) did a piece on Twitter about how St George was Turkish akshually, and yadda yadda yadda....

Even though Turkey didn't exist at that time.  Anyway... It's just bizarre that these well known-ish people are happy to jump on a day that maybe we should be encouraged to celebrate.  Nobody has a go at the Irish for celebrating St Patrick's Day, and he wasn't actually Irish either but nobody gives a shit.

So what is it about England that is so fucking bad that we're not allowed to celebrate one day without some jumped up piss wizard getting all antsy?  There's just no need.

Mind you, this isn't the first time this year Prof Roberts has made a cunt of herself, no, see at Easter she stuck up a tweet basically saying "Just a reminder that dead people don't come back to life 2 days later" in a jibe at people who genuinely celebrate Easter.

I wonder if she'll have any wisdom or jibes at Islam come Ramadan.

We might be waiting some time.


Would I lie to you?

The MSM would never lie right?  They tell the truth ALL the time?

Let's take a look at this, where a 15 year old was shot dead by police in America this week:

msm lie 1

This is a blue tick news reporter on Twitter who says the 15 year old was shot and killed by police, presumably for being black.

Apparently there was a knife on the floor but police shot anyway...

msm lie 2

And here's the evidence, the police officers own bodycam that shows the teenager about to stab the girl in pink.  You can see the video online.

And still the reporter didn't delete the tweet or offer a correction.

Absolute scum.


And finally

Vegans, eh?

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