The UK has had a fair bit of snow of late and it makes me wonder... is it a conspiracy?

You see, I reckon the Government (Boris Johnson in particular) has made it snow on purpose so that we all stay in.

And when we're all locked in at home, they're erecting even MORE of those 5G cell tower things.

Think about it, people aren't staying at home as much now in this lockdown, but make it snow and people are locked in.

I need to see some stats about how many of these cell towers were erected in the last couple of weeks but it makes perfect sense to me.


I reckon I'm onto something here Spiracy fans!