Kim Go Un

North Korean Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-Un has insisted the new Pokemon Go game should only contain Pokemon characters that resemble himself.

Speaking at a gaming convention in Dusseldorf, one leading programmer told us, “Kim just doesn’t like the concept of players hunting for little monsters and thinks that if people are putting their effort into locating characters to worship it should be him”.

Claus Bucksfizz continued, “We’ve had to amend the version that’s available in North Korea, it’s crazy really.  But then again, he is bonkers in the nut