Tramps now accepting contactless payments

Tramps are moving up in the world and are now accepting payment by PayPal and Contactless cards, we can exclusively reveal.

The Association of British Tramps (ABT) confirmed to us earlier today that a new Tramp Payment System (TiPS) will be in force from 15th November.  This means that vagrants, dossers and loafers will no longer need to rely on asking the Great British public for "Spare change".

The standard response of "Sorry pal, not got anything on me" as you walk past jingling, will be met with a "Well I take card payments now.  And PayPal"

To which hilarity will ensure when you reply, "You're not my Pal, Pal."