Man wants a smear test

A man from Penistone is lobbying his local MP and NHS Trust in order to get a smear test.

The test is used to detect abnormalities in the cervix such as cancer.

Joshua Darcy who claims he identifies as "A man Monday to Friday but definitely a woman at the weekend" believes it is his right to ask for the test claiming, "Women have it done all the time and as I identify as a woman on the weekend then it is only fair that I get checked out.  I don't want my weekends to be full of Cervical Cancer do I?"

However, his local MP, Geraldine Trump (no relation) says she's tried talking to her constituent several times about it but can't seem "to be heard".

She told a Monkey On Toast Smear Tests for Men Correspondent, "I've tried talking to Josh about it a few times, I've explained that although he identifies as a woman on the weekend, which is is wont he actually has a mans body, he is biologically a man"

Trump continued, "He just doesn't get it.  To be honest, off the record like, he's a bit of a tit."


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