Men are the devil and sexist and racist

So, a DOCTOR did an experiment.

And not a good one like growing 34F size tits on the back of dogs or organically growing doner kebabs that are magically good for you.

Oh no, she did an experiment to prove that men are just utter bastards and are to blame for absolutely everything.

What she did was to "walk like a man" for an entire month.  When I say walk like a man, I mean be an absolutely rotten, buggering shit.

As all men are, because they're just bastards.

Instead of moving out of peoples way, like she says she used to, she decided to barge into people and that kind of thing.

She found that men are such bastards that they "walk faster and more powerful than women", which is just jolly well sexist I think.  Maybe men should dilly and dally like this woman clearly does in order to redress the balance.

I hope you can sense the sarcasm and satire here, I've not gone all soft.

What an absolute Swizzlestick this woman is!  She's a damn doctor for gods sake and she's upset that people walk into her.  And those people are men, because men.

It's got nothing to do with the fact she's wandering around London where people are so obsessed with themselves they don't care about anyone else.

But men are the problem, of course.

It's not as if any women have ever barged other people out the way is it?  I've seen it with my own eyes.  It's not men, it's not women, it's just rude people or idiots staring at their phones the whole time.

Anyway, I don't know what this woman's problem is, it's not like she's a feminist or anything is it?

Ah, right.

So it turns out men aren't the problem at all, it's just her wanting to blame everything on men.

Great.

 

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