A wardrobe malfunction

What does a "Wardrobe malfunction" mean to you?

For me, it's when I bought something from MFI, put the twat together and it fell apart after a few weeks.

But apparently it means things like when blouses or skirts fall down by themselves in "You've been framed" type hilarity.

Or like that time when Justin Timberlake pulled Janet Jackson's top off to expose a nipple during the Superbowl Half Time Show.

The Daily Star have gone one step more desperate though. In a bid to show any pictures at all of Holly Willoughby they claim she suffered a wardrobe malfunction because her top turned "transparent".

I don't mind a bit of Holly, if I'm honest.  She's a good looking woman, so I was keen to see just how transparent her top was.

Could you see everything?  Was I going to be drooling?  Would my eyes be on stalks like a 1960's Disney wolf?

It seems not.

Transparent to the Daily Star has a different definition to me then.

Because, in the Daily Star's desperation to get us to click and look at Holly's boobs which were clearly on show to all and sundry what they actually meant was that we could see the top of her bra though her top.


Just look at the below, "Is Holly aware her top is see-through?"

Is it, is it really?  Well, no it's not is it?

ragwatch holly seethrough top

That's no different to any woman I've ever worked with in life.  You wear a white top, your bra is going to be on show.

Is that an issue?  I always though that was part of life. No one actually cares.

These Red Tops really are desperate!

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