She's back! The Daily Mail fucking love her. Well, they love writing about her anyway.
And what's "Britain's worst mother" done this time? Hidden another child in a bed to claim she's been abducted and get some ransom money? Murdered her child in Portugal and then claim she was abducted?
No, she's had a fucking McDonalds meal.
"Britain's worst mother Karen Matthews enjoys McDonalds takeaways" they tell us. What a bitch! String her up immediately!
The top headline is worse, where it claims she gets £300 a week benefits which she spends on manicures, scratch cards and Maccie D's.
It's all just too much! I can't take it.
We should all be outraged, right? A woman who was convicted of a crime, did her time and is currently not being a criminal spends her "dole" money on McDonalds.
Mate, so does half the town I live in. And how often can one have a manicure? It's not a daily occurance is it?
And £300 a week, give over! Just plucking random numbers out your Daily Mail Arse to outrage people.
Don't get me wrong, I love exposing people. I love giving you the hard facts but as it stands right now, all I can see is a fat ex con having some scran, which isn't a crime.
Welcome to Rag Watch, Karen Matthews.