Thought you'd seen it all?

Not yet you haven't.


weather tards

Desley (fucking stupid name) is really surprised that it rains and storms the same months each year.

The 2nd reply gives hope, from someone called Dick.... "Weather patterns".

Ah, that should sort it then.


Desley is convinced there's something more sinister afoot, he ain't taking a natural weather pattern answer for shit.

No sir.

He mentions cloud seeding.  I had to look it up, seems it's a thing.  Doesn't sound too evil and according to the DECC it doesn't happen in the UK at all.

But then Jamie the Dick concedes to old Dessers that it's been going on for years, therefore buying into the conspiracy theories.

What are these people on?

IS it really a conspiracy that it rains or snows or whatever during the same months? Jesus wept.

How these people manage to get dressed amazes me.  

Better get our very own John Spiracy on the case, eh dear reader!

Undercover reporter Ankh has been a busy little sausage in recent weeks and sends word of some very special idiots on that there Facebook:

vaccine idiots 1

"Has anyone noticed the injected [those who have been vaccinated] are acting very aggressive...."

Ah so that's ANOTHER side effect of the vaccines is it?  Aggression.  Funny, not heard of that one.

The tard then goes to on state, "Could it be they realise they've been tricked..."

It's funny that this person has spotted this strange side effect only in people they know.  I think I can categorically state right now, the reason why people you know are aggressive is


I love the reply too, "Just got email saying magnets stick to jab sight [sic]"

First up you can't fucking spell, and secondly you're believing an e-mail you received from someone who, chances are, is a bit of a bell end like yourself.  Not even prepared to do some research, just straight up believing something right off the bat.




vaccine idiots 2

Ah.. Has anyone noticed personality changes after dancing with Maxine!

Well, this is funny.  Because the anti vaxxers have started calling the vaccine, Maxine.  Which very much pleases our own Maxine...

And it also makes us world leaders in comedy.  Or something.

And the reply...!

This is the story of the woman who tried to strangle her Uber driver. There is no mention of a recent vaccination.  You'll also NOT be surprised to hear the woman was DRUNK.

Well I never did.


vaccine idiots 3

Here's a woman who has come out in a rash after using a makeup product.

Straight off the bat Denise enquires about being around someone who's had the vaccination!  We've reached the stage now where they're not even claiming it as a side effect of having the vaccine but just being around someone that's had it!

Lauryn is what we can only describe as a "Conspiritard" (Thanks Ankh), naturally she's seen it all before.  Despite being about 18 and thick as shit.


These people are utter loons.  Everything that happens to someone now has to be a side effect of the jab.  Did people not get allergic reactions to medication before?!

It won't be long before hangovers will be blamed on the jab, "Ever since I danced with Maxine I've had terrible headaches after drinking half a bottle of gin"

Don't know about Maxine, but ever since I danced with Tracey I've had this terrible rash....

OK, so it's not Facebook this time, it's Instagram (which sounds like an online cocaine delivery service)...

Check this guy out.


save us now

Watched it?  Well, where to fucking start?!

I love the fact he starts the video with "Obviously", like it's really obvious to everyone that the COVID Vaccines are a weapon of mass destruction.  

Yet, if that was the case, then it's a really SHIT weapon of mass destruction because there's not many people who have died from the jab.  Probably less than the good Doctor Shipman in fact.

I don't have the figures on people who have died AFTER having the jab, it's quite difficult to pinpoint it as the actual cause of death but let's look at the UK and the AZ blood clot "fiasco".

Yes, it's such a fiasco that ONLY 30 people out if 18 MILLION (1 in 600,000) have died from blood clots since having the AZ jab.  And frankly, how many of those would have died from a clot anyway?  If I read correctly, the number of deaths from blood clots are no different to previous years so can they REALLY blame the AZ jab?  Wankers like matey boy above can.

So if it really is a Biological WMD why haven't 30 million+ people (including myself) died yet?

The Queen, Boris Johnson, various celebs, your mum.

Why haven't they all keeled over?  Could it be that it's because YOU'VE MADE IT UP UP YOU ABSOLUTE ZOOMER?


And then there's the classic Anti-Vaxxer "It changes your DNA", where he then goes on to state that "The Queen has had her vaccine, it's changed her DNA, she is no longer The Queen".

Which is fucking hilarious.

Even IF her DNA has changed, she's still the head of state, you gibbering mong.

Moving on, he then claims to have a "sworn affidavit" by the "intelligence community" but doesn't provide any evidence of such.  I mean, if you're going to make such a bold claim at least wave some paper in front of the camera.


Take a look at him, he's a complete Berk.  Sun glasses indoors, nonce.

And he's a bigger helmet than all those in the background put together.

It's people like this that fuck it up for people who question the narrative.  As I've said before, I don't believe COVID is a hoax, it's clear it's very real.

However, it HAS been handled badly and I'm not 100% sure we're not being lied to or manipulated about certain things.

I have a tendency to question things that don't seem right, but that doesn't go down well with people because of arseholes like knobhead above and all the other 5Gers and Anti-Vaxxers who just make shit up and present evidence that equates to a thin slice of fuck all.

Not Facebook again this time, it's Twitter.

Get a load of this rubbish from June:

british heritage

Imagine being this fragile that you have to be "ashamed" of something that happened hundreds of years before you were even born, and you're not a direct descendant of.

But then looking at her username it says it all... "Socialist".  AKA Bed wetting lefties who absolutely hate their country, constantly doing it down and determined to ruin everyone else's lives because theirs is so dull and hate ridden.

There is nothing wrong with being proud of your country; the heritage, the land, the history.

Which brings me to to people who are usually referred to as "Nationalists".

Nationalists are proud of their country, they fly the Union flag or the St George flag at times other than when there's a football tournament on.  Do that in this country and you're a xenophobic, racist, bigoted flag shagger.

Go abroad and you'll see locals proudly and without fuss flying flags all over.  France, Spain, ISIS - they're all at it.

So why is it that we're not allowed to do the same? 

June just seems to reek of what's becoming known as "White guilt", we're supposed to be ashamed of who we are, even though we haven't done anything wrong.

She's right in that the British DID invade other countries and colonise them, but it was hundreds of years ago and the British empire isn't as big or relevant anymore.

The reply to June from Steve is absolutely brilliant, and so right.  There WERE other races and countries who also did what we did - The Italians aren't ashamed of the Romans and Scandinavians don't wet their dresses at what the Vikings did.  It's history from hundreds  and thousands of years ago, there's nobody alive today that was part of any of these events and there's nobody alive today who is a victim of it, unless you're so fragile you sit and cry every night about something that simply doesn't concern you.

June, you're an absolute zoomer.


Here's Mel, bit of a loon.

FF Mel Formaldehyde 1

First up she says she's researched what's in the Oxford Vaccine and it's definitely not a vaccine, it's a "biological weapon" which is used to "kill".

Kill who, Mel?  Because there's literally millions of people (including my own wife) who has had this vaccine and are very much still alive.  If it was a biological weapon or poison as you choose to call it then everyone who has had it would be dead including ALL the trialists, The Queen, Prince Phillip, Boris Johnson et al.

Then she says she's "added formaldehyde to the list of ingredients", then goes on to say that Formaldehyde isn't in the vaccine at all but is in the Flu jab instead.

Which pretty much makes her argument null and void.

She might as well say, "AND THERE'S PLUTONIUM, but it's not in this jab at all or any others."

It's just hysterical nonsense, people like her are dangerous because she'll have a bunch of followers who will believe everything she writes.  Let's be clear here, Mel knows the square root of fuck all when it comes to this.

I've followed her for a number of years on Twitter (until I was suspended, Big Tech bastards) because she had good craic (for someone who comes from Sunderland) but she's never gone rogue like this before. She's a stay at home single mum, no job, no nowt.  She has absolutely no qualifications to talk about the ingredients of a vaccine.

But, hey... Let's look at the dangerous poison Formaldehyde eh?  I'm sure Google will tell us just how bad it is:

FF Mel Formaldehyde 2


So, my own body has been poisoning me all these years.  Bastard.

And also those Apples and Pears too!  Goodness me.

Maybe is right after all?

Formaldehyde is a simple chemical compound made of hydrogen, oxygen and carbon. All life forms – bacteria, plants, fish, animals and humans – naturally produce formaldehyde as part of cell metabolism.

Formaldehyde is perhaps best known for its preservative and anti-bacterial properties, but formaldehyde-based chemistry is used to make a wide range of value-added products. Formaldehyde is one of the most well-studied and well-understood compounds in commerce.

You can choose to listen to experts or an airhead from Sunderland, the choice is yours.


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