When one lady announced on Facebook she had dumped her boyfriend, one lady responded with some fine words of wisdom:

So, according to Marjorie Proops here, she's better off on her something.

This is classic single person speak too, "You can be your own boss, go out and get pissed and enjoy itself <sic>"

Single people who have been dumped use that classic line, "You can do what you want now".

It seems she's also suggesting that only single people can go out and get pissed, well I've big fat news for her!

And finally, "I've been single since last Thursday and I love it"

LOL etc.

At the time this was posted, she hadn't even been single for a full week.

This is a woman in denial.


According to some prick on Facebook this picture is banned on Twitter.

No, no it isn't.

Why on earth would this picture be banned on Twitter?

So by claiming it's banned on social media you're trying to encourage people to share it on Facebook?

And people love to share stuff that's banned eh?  

There is absolutely no evidence that it is banned, and they talk about Fake News - this is the kind of shit Facebook needs to stop.

Just because someone says a picture is banned it doesn't mean it is.  Weeks before this the same poster claimed it was banned on Facebook, if that is the case how was he able to post it again?

Facebook gets stupider by the day.

Over on Facebook we have this little nugget:

Yes, that's right.  Having had your placenta removed you won't be able to have another baby.

But just to be on the safe side, keep using contraception and have your womb removed.

You can eat that, don't you know.

That's right, folks, Donald Trump is jolly well annoyed at these pictures so what you all have to do is share this post.

It has absolutely nothing to do with the original Facebook poster wanting to gain some kind of attention.

Oh no, it's not that at all.

Trump might be a bit of a tool but I'm quite sure he's not really arsed about some pictures of him circulating on Facebook.

I mean, it's not as if he's naked and cavorting with children is it?  Unlike some US politicians.  Pizza anyone?

The best thing to do is NOT share this crap and send a message to whichever Facebook Fuckwitt started it off.

Then stop believing everything you see on Facebook.

Look at this knobhead:

So basically, he's written a right load of guff about how loads of shit happened and nobody batted an eye.  BUT when Jeremy Corbyn lies about being unable to get a seat on a train and is found out then everyone's gone mental.

Let's just break down your garbage, "Steve":

Tony Blair did indeed lie about Iraq.

David Cameron didn't lie about his offshore accounts.

Boris Johnson didn't lie about Brexit, he's just a fucking idiot.

Nigel Farage lied about immigration.  Did he?

You're right. The country must have missed the whole Chilcot Enquiry that started in 2009 after immense public pressure.

I seem to recall there being more than an eyelid batted about Brexit.  But don't let facts get in the way of a good Facebook rant eh?

Let's move on.

Oh, it's potentially lying now is it?

He said there were no seats on a packed train yet there's CCTV footage that shows there were.

The media aren't out to get him, but you are right, he is unelectable.

Nobody is terrified of him you absolute melt, he won't be around this time next year.

Closing tax loop holes, are people really frightened of that?  Don't be a bell.

It's a great idea, mind, then all the big corporations might finally pay what they owe - but it won't be Crazy Corbyn who instigates it.

If Corbyn was elected he will re-nationalise the trains.  Really?

Wrong.  Now, don't get me wrong, I LOVE the idea of ALL core industries (energy, utilities and public transport) being state owned as I have mentioned lots of times, but it will never happen because it cannot happen.  The country simply cannot afford it.  Why do you think it was sold off in the first place?

Do you think that Virgin will just hand over all their rolling stock etc and that's it?  If it was ever to happen the country would have to BUY the Virgin Rail company.

How many hundreds of millions would that cost?

I don't recall losing any human rights lately.  Only the ones where you get arrested for calling someone a name on Facebook or Twitter.

There were quite a few "Right on!" type posts following this rambling, by like-minded sheep.

But I was pleased to see that most responses were to call him a cock. 

Which he is.

The following sums up the Great British public that have suddenly turned into know-it-all politicians:

That's right, John Paul - Get rid of the lot of hum.

(Hum, Them selfs, and the use of the wrong "there" - educated at home were you?)

Two people LIKED a sentence littered with typo's that makes no sense.  Good on you.

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