I saw an article on the BBC site the other day that said homophobic attacks are up yet the number of people being charged is declining.  Now, on first glance it makes it sound like the Police are willy-nilly allowing people to attack gay people.

However, having read about 2 events quite recently that actually makes me think, "Are these people actually making this up?"

Now, bear with, let me take you through these 2 cases:

Case 1 - Two Lesbian ladies were "attacked" by a "gang of youths" because they wouldn't publicly kiss each other in public.

You may have read about it at the time?  There was something not quite right about it though.  Why?  Because I think the UK is incredibly tolerant of gay people.  We're not Russian or radical muslims like ISIS.

Gay people ARE more than tolerated, they're inclusive of society.  I know several gay people and not one of them feel like they have to keep schtum about it, they're totally out the closet, nobody actually cares they're gay.

So I found it odd that a gang of boys / teens would actually beat up 2 women.  The fact it's 2 women makes it even more unbelievable.

But there's more.  Nobody was arrested for it, the women couldn't say how many people were supposed to be in this gang nor could they describe ANY of them.

Now, it's clear that they'd both suffered injuries - I think it's more likely that they had an argument and a fight then decided to blame someone else for it, claiming homophobia.


Case 2 - Owen Fucking Jones

Claims he was attacked after coming out of a pub, he went on to claim that it was a planned homophobic attack.  Again, he couldn't describe the supposed assailant and nobody has had their collar felt let alone arrested and charged.


Stop making shit up!  You're making it worse for those who do genuinely need help.



The murky world of Trans.


And finally...

Back to the 70's - Great times, bro.


Sorry for the lack of updates, I got lost.

Anyway, what's gone on recently? Well, quite a bit actually.

The man who made an effigy of Grenfell Tower was acquitted of sending a malicious communication, and rightly so.

After all, he didn't send it, it was in a private WhatsApp group and it was someone else who made it public.  

Even so, it isn't a crime.  It might be in bad taste but what the hell, bad taste isn't a crime!  We need to stop all this snowflaky crybabying where people want people sent to prison for something they take exception to.

I recently had a conversation on Twitter with someone who is deaf.  He was on a train and someone was taking the piss out of him doing sign language.  Now, bit dickheady granted, not even funny to be honest.

But, there were people who replied to his Tweet who actually wanted the guy mocking him to be sent to prison!  It's not a crime.  Shame him, educate him but it's not a crime to take the piss!


Millennial Corner

Scare a Snowflake today!


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Work harder! Longer! Faster!


Poor Bojo

PM faces unbridled scrutiny.


And finally...

Millennial sues shoe shop worker

See you again soon!  (Honest!)




Ding Dong the Witch is dead!

Well, not quite.  Theresa May has finally succumbed to the calls to quit.

To be honest she should never have been PM in the first place, she's been absolutely useless and generally disliked by all.

What has she achieved?  Nothing.  Other than winding people up.

Her face, her voice - they went together as a force of evil.  Saying that, I've said before I don't necessarily think she was deliberately evil, she just lacked any sense of compassion, empathy or any other feeling.

She was a terrible Home Secretary, what on earth convinced people to think she'd be a good PM?

Ultimately, Brexit was her undoing.  She kept on repeating the "Brexit means Brexit" and "Leave means Leave" lines, somehow trying to convince herself that she really meant it.

She had the gall in her resignation speech to tell the nation that she did everything in her power to "deliver Brexit".

theresa may empty desk

When in reality this is what 3 years of "Brexiteering" has produced.

She should have come clean sooner.  Yes, the Referendum result was to leave, but if it was deemed that leaving truly was the end of the world and that we'd be plagued by White Walkers forever more then she should have said.

She's pretended to sort out leaving for 3 years, although really we know she only started trying to "do a deal, guv" at the back end of 2018.

She's tried to get the same deal through Parliament several times, each time being told, "Oi! May! Nooooo!  It's the same deal as last time you clown"

To which she replied, in Monty Python fashion, "No it isn't!"

Where that leaves Brexit now is anyones guess but we have to be glad that May is off, she has to be remembered as the most useless and hated PM's of our time.


Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi more Milkshake

Milkshakes are the new Nazi slur


And finally...

The ASA and the Church


I know, I know!  It's been a few weeks since the last update, I've just been so busy!

Missed a few events including the whole Shamima Begum thing which would have been good material.

I won't go much into it as it's kind of old news now but what I don't understand is just why the Independent were so keen to get her back to the UK, their level of campaign was akin to the Daily Express with Diana.

Sajid Javid's revoking of her citizenship was pretty much an act of bravado, deep down we all know it can't stand as it contravenes international law as a person is not allowed to become stateless.  I'm not sure if she'll ever leave that camp now though but if she does you can guarantee she'll end up back in he UK, I just hope she faces justice properly.  I'm also very sceptical about her baby.

It seems odd that the stories about her wanting to come home only came out just as she was about to give birth, then the baby dies within days.  Was it really her baby or just someones at the camp?



It's an absolute farce isn't it?  Here's my latest!


Until next time!


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