Well, Theresa May is taking a battering today eh?  And rightly so, because the deal she's wanting to deliver on Brexit is worse than a No Deal.  

Ask Noel, he'll tell you.

I can see this being May's end.  Deliver a shit deal and resign - her very own mic drop moment but instead of the mic it's a big bag of dog shit.

Brexit is to May what Maddie was to Kate and Gerry.


Fake News!

According to the BBC, "Fake news is not only news you disagree with"


Really?  So we can have news now that's fake just because some mingewipe doesn't agree with it?

How on earth can there be ANY other definition of fake news other than it's news that is fabricated?


Goodbye Walking Dead

The Walking Dead is dead.


Speaking of The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead must be inclusive of Zombies says utter tit


Until next time!

Five people were arrested after they were filmed burning an effigy of the Grenfell Tower on Bonfire Night.

They were arrested after handing themselves in to police and held under suspicion of a Public Order Offence.

Now, no matter what you think of the act you have admit that a crime has NOT been committed here.

The Public Order Act 1986 covers intentional "harassment, alarm or distress" caused via the use of "threatening, abusive or insulting" words or signs.  Which this incident does not.

Offences committed on a private residence where a person "had no reason to believe" it would be "heard or seen by a person outside that or any other dwelling" are protected from prosecution under the act.  So, how on earth can they be arrested?

Yes, someone filmed it and some bad grass uploaded it.  But if the others all said that they had no knowledge it was being filmed and that nobody else should have witnessed it then it has to be case dismissed I'm afraid.

There's something quite worrying about this trend of people being arrested and, in some cases, taken to court (with a potential prison sentence in the offing) for OFFENDING.

Offending someone isn't a crime.  I'm not condoning or defending the Grenfell act, but what they did was in a private garden.  Some people got offended by it, tough shit.

If we're going to start arresting people for being offensive then are we going to start with people like Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr.  Their material can be deemed as offensive to some.

Are we going to arrest them?

"Oh, Jimmy made a rape joke!  He doesn't do that on Eight of out Ten Cats!"  

No, he fucking doesn't!  But if you go to see a comedian at a live gig and it says "Adults only" on the ticket then there's going to be some swearing and offensive material.

But then, offence is subjective.  Rape jokes might not offend me, because I know it's a joke and I know Jimmy doesn't really think that way.

I might get offended at jokes about something completely different, we're not all the same.  

Do all the younger millennial snowflake knobheads not have a sense of humour now?  Maybe that's it.  Mrs Brown's Boys and Miranda is peak comedy to them.  Comedy that hard working comedians from the 80's upwards worked hard to move on from.

Back to the point, no crime has been committed, a sick joke took place but so what!  Our rights are being eroded away but laws aren't changing, people can just be charged under Public Order Act OR even worse the Communications Act which basically has a catch all of "Fucking bang 'em up, charge 'em, fine 'em and notch another statistic up, Sarge" which is very, very worrying indeed.


Alexa, get me an article on...

Alexa and Siri shouldn't be women claims awful harridan


And finally...

An absolute staple gun of a woman claims she's marrying a ghost after having sex with 20 other, er, ghosts.

Amethyst Realm (Yeah, right) made the claim on an episode of "This Morning" last week.

So, let's get this right.  Most people have never seen a ghost because, well, they don't exist but not only has she been boned by 20 of the blighters she's now marrying one?

Right.  And there's absolutely nothing cuckoo about that at all, right?

This Morning seems to have gone really weird since the old days of Richard and Judy hosting it!  It was one of those shows you only watched when you were off sick from school and it was boring as fuck.  These days Philip Schofield seems to have turned it into a parody show with things like "My vagina is haunted by the ghost of Keith Baron" or "I do poo's that look like Graham Norton".

So, marrying a ghost eh?  I guess when they're reading out the vows the ghost will say, "I dooooooooo!"

And a free bar afterwards?  No beer or wine, just spirits.

How was your Halloween?

I took the dog for a walk and my heart was overjoyed at this little kid dressed as Iron Man (That well known spooky character) who having been down his 3rd driveway in 20 seconds asked his mummy, "Why is nobody in?"

There were entire rows of houses in complete darkness, I had to wonder if there was a war on.

Mind you, as Paul on Facebook said, "I hate all these Trikker Treaters".

Yeah, Paul, they're called that.


Those damn racist...

Road traffic signs


More Facebook Tards

Yes, loads of people are going to "Bomfires" this weekend.  Whatever they are.


And finally...

Trans women are the most important people in the world

Enjoy your weekend, don't get burnt.

Just in time for my annual rant on Halloween!

I'll look forward to seeing kids going Trick or Treating dressed in terrifying outfits such as Spiderman, Elsa from Frozen and Boris Johnson.


The Grauniad has gone too far

The Guradian asked 538 menstruators.  Menstruators?  I think you mean, "Women".

What the fuck is all this shit?  The Guardian really needs to stop with this lefty nonsense about gender.

Firstly, referring to women as "menstruators" is just fucking vile and dehumanises them.

Yes, some women don't or can't have periods, so they're excluded from this survey but surely they don't need to count in the figures anyway?  It doesn't need to be qualified because it clear from the results what the survery is all about.

The argument of "It's not just women who has periods" is utter tosh, because if Trans Men are still menstruating then they're still women.  You're not a Trans Man until you've completed surgery, pills etc.  Until then, you're a Transit Man.


Brexit deal leaked

A secret Brexit deal has been leaked.


Daft American in huge gaff shocker

A stupid American (are there any other kind?) bitch made a huge gaff last week when she declared:

The dickhead, who is President of the Student Union for Southampton University made the claim on Twitter amongst several others (all since deleted) where she wanted to get rid of the mural featuring "white men", because you know, REASONSZ AND GRRL PWR!

Emily, who had zero support for her tweets clearly knows nothing of the history of the mural, which featured several men in gowns.  Said men went off to war in 1916 and never came back.

History is not usually the strong point of Septics, who let's face it have no history, heritage or common sense (shit loads of guns tho, Go ' Merica!) but all this stupid cow could see was what she perceived to be a vanity project featuring men in gowns - and men in gows must be erased BECAUSE MEN IN GOWNS!! (Wooohoo, Go Me!)

Southampton University immediately (and correctly) distanced themselves from the tweets, Emily deleted it and made an apology a 4 year old would be proud of.

Absolute weapon.


Scientific breakthrough

No need for kids anymore, let's grow people!


And finally...

What has happened to all the serial killers?

Until next time, don't have nightmares.

What time you do you call this?

I know, I'm so sorry!

Again, I sort of fell out of love with everything when the world is just going to shit and we're being dragged back by stupid Lefties getting offended at everything.

The truth is, up until Sunday night I'd decided to kill the site off - the hosting was due to lapse on Monday.

Then, Sunday night I had what they call a "moment of clarity" and thought, "You know what?  I can't just let all the hard work I've put into this site disappear!"

And here we are, on Monday morning I paid for another month's hosting.

The annual renewal is up next month, I can assure you I will renew and we'll absolutely be having more regular updates.


Benders Against Brexit

On Saturday there was a march in London, supposedly to try and rally support for there to be a "People's Vote" on Brexit.

I dislike this term, "People's Vote" as we all had a vote in June 2016 and not everybody chose to use theirs.

Since then, Theresa May has right royally fucked up Brexit negotiations; which is to be expected considering she was a Remainer.  I'm surprised she's bothered with her "Brexit means Brexit" spiel when clearly it doesn't.  She's as useless as a PM as she was as Home Secretary.

 However, amongst the crowds were various "groups" belonging to the LGBTxyz community.

What's ironic about their group names though, including the "Bottoms against Brexit" is that they're quick to label themselves despite pushing back (poor choice of words) when others label them.  The LGBT acronym seems to get longer by the week.

Soon there will be "Twinks to Rethink" and "Gays Against May", with the opposing factions from the Pro-Commando "No-Kecks-It for Brexit" and the sluttish "Wizards Sleeves for Leave".

However, watch this video and honestly tell me those people knew why they were there.  It's almost like a parody.

Not a single person in that video has any credibility.  If the People's Vote movement want to be taken seriously then they have to get rid of the people who turn up to any old march because it's full of other look-a-like jizz spatulas.  

And for the record, yes, I think there probably should be a bit of a rethink, primarily because May's made such a fucking mess of it all.


May the Lord Open

Trans people not keen on Handmaid's Tale.


And Finally...

A short review of 8 Go Rallying